Best joke: How many servings of fruit does it take to kill a pirate? None.
Worst joke: Where do baby citrus fruits go to school? A lemon tree school. (Just kidding, that’s a good joke.)
Funnest date: Dancing, bowling, indoor climbing—anything active!
Weirdest talent: Getting gum out of hair
I’m a glass-half-full kind of person who loves to joke around and have a good time. If I can’t make you laugh on our first date, I’ll pay for dinner. If I do make you laugh, I’ll buy you dessert too! Let’s get dessert anyway because I’m a sucker for sweets, especially the healthy kind.
If you want to know anything else, just ask!